I officially ‘retired’ in April … which is nice for one reason and one reason only (actually, two … second one below): I get to brag for the rest of my life that “I retired before 50 … nyaa…nyaa!”
Now, if that sounds a little vapid, it is … but, I have vapid, dumb, vain, stubborn, and a lot of other great characteristics in me.
But, what keeps me real are equally stupid things like: I didn’t meet my goal of my first million by 30 (I missed by 10 years, or so).
And, even if I did retire by 30, I can tell you unequivocably that retirement sucks … because life sucks!
To prove my point, here’s how I spent just one of my first days in ‘retirement’:
– My wife has been sick with bronchitis this week … in fact, she waited 15 years, until the very first day of my retirement, to get this sick;
– I found out that somebody just scammed one of my overseas businesses for circa $20k … in fact, they waited 15 years, until the very first day of my retirement, to scam me for this much;
– One of my longest-serving employees was terminated from the business that I just left … in fact, they waited 15 years, until the very first day of my retirement, to get rid of this guy;
– Some guy in a Lexus just did his best to kill me; a tennis ‘pro’ actually went out of his way to be rude to me; need I go on?
… and, all of that in one day!
I guess retirement starts next week 🙂
The point: ‘life’ – for all its good and bad – goes on … and, for those of you just waiting for that perfect moment when [insert favorite when here: when I get $1 million; when I retire; when I get married/divorced/pregnant; when my life will be just perfect] …
… you need to heed my words: I have just had the brutal awakening so that you don’t have to.
Life doesn’t start or stop when something happens … life is … because life is always happening.
I think that this little paragraph from (from “Five Great Moments of Personal Finance” in an article by Business columnist Scott Burns of the Dallas Morning News) summarizes it quite nicely:
Our easy problems involve money. They may be terrifying, but there is always a solution. Our big problems are the ones that can’t be solved with money. They are the ones that make us cry in the night and pray for relief. The marriage that doesn’t work. The illness that can’t be cured. The child who is afflicted. The friend who won’t be helped. If you are an adult and still think money problems are real problems, you have led a charmed life. Be grateful.
Despite appearances, I was actually quite well-prepared for this week … you see I really didn’t expect my life to become perfect when I retired / made $7 million / whenever …
… my life, for all of its ups and downs was (and is) already perfect.
Then, why did I aim for so much money, so soon?
Simply to give me the freedom and credibility to do what I am doing now, and what the coming months and years will unveil … and, it all begins with writing this little blog.
But, don’t wait to see how my life pans out before living yours … just 3.5 minutes a day is all the contribution to your life that I need to make – the other 1435.5 minutes are all yours!
Helluva way to start retirement!!
@ MyMoney – It’s all good! 🙂
Hahah! LOL! funny stuff
“waited 15 years, until the very first day of my retirement, to get this sick;” LOL u are hilarious!!!
Maybe this is a sign not to retire~
wow… I didn’t realize that it is this tough to be retired. I need to double-check my plan than 🙂
@ Guys – I assure you, it’s LIFE that’s funny … not ME :))
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i am saving money for my retirement because i want to enjoy most of my time as an old man.*~*
as i approach my retirement age, i would like to save more to have a vacation-“;
Save your money and retire in Thailand.
when i do get my retirement, i would really love to relax near the beach and enjoy a home on a tropical country *”
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